OH MY GAWD ITS OUR BLOG

OUR BLOG OF AMAZINGNESS
(DIPPED IN AWESOME-SAUCE)

    November. 3. 2010

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 O hai thar gaiz, this is Ducky and Kitty! And this is our first blog OH MY GAWD OH MY ZIOCXVCDUHCIHFISBNFDBANANAPHONE.

BTW, we will both be typing, so as to distinguish who's typing we have created a color coding system.

Kitty = Green

Ducky = Purple

  Since this is our first entry in our first blog, we don't know what to write about. So what are we going to write about? Our favorite video games, only further proving that we are geeks. So, Ducky first!

   Kitty: That's just...lovely, Ducky. Now, for MY favorite video game!

 I couldn't decide which one to choose, so I picked my top two favorite video games EVAR.

CHIBI-ROBO!
  Chibi-Robo is an amazing game for Gamecube in which you play as a tiny little robot who helps the Sanderson family with cleaning, cooking, chores, marriage problems, talking toys, epic sidestories, killer robot spiders, 
pirate ships, etcetera etcetera. Oh, and at one point you meet aliens and go back in time to discover the password to something and then you kill these tiny robot spiders and bring this huge robot back to life and this is a really long run-on sentence.                                                                                                                                                                    

    And on to my next one.

Okami!

  In Okami, you play as Amaterasu (nicknamed Ammy) the japanesee Goddess of the Sun. Except she's been reincarnated as a wolf!

     WHAT A TWIST.       

   Your quest is to restore the desolate land of Nippon back to it's beautiful amazing-ness. On the way you complete side-quests, meet very...very odd people...and make lots of friends! You meet a forest sprite named Issun who becomes your partner in crime, and you meet (my personal favorite character *wink wink*) Waka, the long-haired, french-speaking, tango-dancing, half-baked prophet from the moon!

                                                                                             *drools*

And that concludes our first blog entry. Bye freunde! Wir werden bald wieder!

November. 4. 2010
by Kitty

  Today I found out I'm a parent. Of a robot. I do not know how it came out of me, but it is beeping and booping and bopping as we speak. What the heck is it saying and how do I destroy it? HELP.

Ducky: Throw a turnip at the robot and MAKE IT GO AWAY.

November. 9. 2010
By Ducky

  Today I found out I'm making the school lunch. AND ALL THOSE BRATS ARE GOING TO SUFFER BECAUSE I'M PUTTING ALL OF MY SEVERED LIMBS IN THE CHILI.

SEVERED LIMBS IN THE CHILI.

SEVERED LIMBS IN THE CHILI.

SEVERED LIMBS IN THE CHILI.

SEVERED LIMBS IN THE CHILI.

SEVERED LIMBS IN THE CHILI.

THIS IS POSITIVE.

 November. 10. 2010

  Kitty: Year round school is BLASPHEMY. Absolute BLASPHEMY.
 It should never be done, and I do not care if the intelligence of the student raises 400%
or something like that, IT IS UNFAIR. SO THERE.

November. 11. 2010

  Kitty: So, today folks is Movie Plot Summary Day! This is where we summarize any movie of our choice! Today, we will be summarizing...

                                                          Who doesn't love a nice case of Stockholm Syndrome?

  So the movie starts out with a creepy old lady coming to a castle door and basically asking if she can chill in the house for the night. So the young prince, trying to protect his castle and family and servants by not letting creepy strangers into the house, tells her no. So, BAM, she turns him into a freaking ManBearPig thing and turns his servants into furniture and other household items. Furniture and other household items.

Ducky: It just...it seems a little drastic.

Kitty: No, it's totally fitting if someone turns you down, to immediantely respond by turning them into former vice president Al Gore.

 Ducky: So then this one chick Belle's, father gets lost in the woods and stumbles upon the beast's castle and the beast takes him prisoner and Belle goes to the castle to save her father and crud but also stumbles upon the beast! Oh my gad. So Belle, is all "TAKE ME INSTEAD OF MY DADDEH PUHLEAZE!" and the beast is all "SHUT YO MOUTH WENCH." But he trades anyway. Then Belle like, falls in love with the beast (which is kind of creepy when you think about it...) and reverses the curse put on him and he turns into a human and his servants and stuff are turned back into humans and Belle lives happily ever after, unaware that she has the worst case of Stockholm Syndrome ever documented.

Kitty: The end! :)

November. 12. 2010

Kitty: *struggles with orange* Stupid orange...

Ducky: Hey Kitty, let me help you with that. *starts peeling*

Kitty: Wow Ducky, you sure have a lot of a-PEEL today!

Ducky: -__-

Kitty: ORANGE you going to give it back?

Ducky: -__-

Kitty: Whats wrong, don't you find me PUNNY?

Ducky: *throws orange and leaves room*

Kitty: :D

November. 16 . 2010

How to take over the world in three easy steps!

• Build a time machine.
• Go back in time and murder Hitler and take his place but don't do all that screwed up stuff he did.
• Take over the world.

But the catch is you have to stay in that time period! Ha!

She wasn't evil enough I say!!!

November. 17. 2010

 Okay, let's talk about hawt guys. This is obviously Kitty speaking. Our readers must know my type, just in case it ever comes up. You'll even have something to refer back to! Whoo! So lets start with my criteria

• Must be extremely pale.
• Must be extremely smart.
• Must be extremely nerdy.
• Must be extremely geeky.
• Must be extremely skinny.
• Must wear sweater vests.
• And turlenecks.
• And I wouldn't mind suspenders.

It gets more complex, so I won't continue. But I will now show you my favorite celebrities/actors/nerds!

Adrien Brody! Yes he's old! But do I care? No!

 Dave Days! He's a YouTube star, but he's famous in my mind....>w<

David Tennant! Yes, again, he's old, but do I care? No! 

                    Matt Smith! Goodness I love Matt Smith.

 Tom Felton! AKA: Draco Malfoy *drools drools*

Logan Lerman! AKA: Percy Jackson 

WAKA! Seriously, thats his name. And yes, he is a japanese video game character...but he's just plain attractive. DON'T JUDGE ME. 

That's all I have time for now...but look forward to my PART 2 which will involve my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PEOPLE EVARRRRRRR.  

Oh...oh no...

November. 22. 2010

 Words; some of them sound better when said in a different language or just said differently. Today, we will be seeing which words totally pwn their less cool, unattractive sibling.

Hooray for way cool, attractive siblings!(Except for their dental care)

The Loo TOTALLY PWNS The bathroom

Lip stain TOTALLY PWNS Lip stick

Nutter TOTALLY PWNS Crazy person

Sodapop TOTALLY PWNS Soda

Lollipop TOTALLY PWNS Sucker

Jumper TOTALLY PWNS Sweater

Cinema TOTALLY PWNS Movies

Knickers TOTALLY PWNS Underwear

'Tis all for today friends! Freuen Sie sich auf unserem nächsten Beitrag!

 November 23, 2010

   Tell me Ducky, what do you cherish?

  Well Kitty,I cherish the fact that I am alive. I have a brain and I can think with it, and poke at it if I stick my finger that far up my nostril. I also cherish the fact that my parents managed to conceive me. You see, they got drunk one night at a party, one thing led to another and-OKAY! Let's just...skip that part. Give me one more thing you're happy about, okay?

Well, I'm happy, because IMA BANANA!!!!!

 THIS JUST IN!!! DEAR ASLAN! THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO FORCE ME TO LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE!!!!But I have a plan.... here's what i'll do, depending on what language it is:

• If it's Japanese: I will totally let them teach me it, and then i'll go to Japan. With my new language I will learn how to build a giant mecha robot (since Japan is so great at that), and totally kick the American government's shiny shiris with it!
• If it's German: well....I'll let kitty handle this one-
• I WOULD TOTALLY FLIP OUT AND GO CRAZY AND USE THIS LANGUAGE TO GENETICALLY ENGINEER BEARS THAT THREW UP GRENADES AND TRAIN THEM TO RIDE UNICYCLES SO THEY COULD TAKE OVER THE WORLDDDD.

Here's the original video:

 And here's the meme it turned into:

*Sniff sniff* That video brings me to tears of joy every time I watch it! Well, that's all for today folks, I'll see you soon and remember to always brush your teeth before fighting GIANT LAVA MONSTERS!!!!! BYE BYE!

 Quest of the Day (Or for who knows how long)

*sniffles, well folks, it seems like Kitty is sick! I think she's dieing! She hasn't been in school for over a week now T_T

Well, why don't you use a Pheonix down?

Who the heck are you 0_0 ?

I'm your conscience silly!

Conscience, what's a conscience!!?

I'm that little thing in your head that tells you whether or not you should have a choco taco!

OOOoo, yeah! I know you, you're a pretty cool guy!

Anyways.... if you want to save Jordan, you need to get a Pheonix Down!

You mean like from the Final Fantasy games? Where the heck can I get one of those?

Just imagine it...then look to your left...

Gasp! There it is!!! Thank you conscience!

Just don't neglect me or I'll die! :D

Haha....okay, I guess^^'

-Ducky gives Kitty Pheonix Down-

What.... where am I?

I saved you with my Pheonix down!

(Faints in shock)

Gasp!Your health is diminishing rapidly!The power of the faint must be over 9000!

I'M DYING!!!

hOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP!!!!!!

What's that? A conveniently placed aid spray!!! Here Kitty, i'll use this to save you!!!! 

I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII01010101IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!

Your alive!? Really? I did it? I saved you!? OMG!

QUEST COMPLETED!

December 14. 2010.

Hallo! Since Christmas is coming up soon...very soon...I am going to present my christmas list to you guys! *ahem*

• A robot unicorn.
• Dr. Spencer Reid.
• The Black Plague. In a jar.
•  A real Harry Potter broom with real flying powers.
• Dr. Spencer Reid
• A refrigerator full of pudding. 
• A shark, that has smaller shark for teeth.
• But seriously though. Someone genetically engineer me one of those.
• Dr. Spencer Reid
• To lick Trevor Moore's face
• My own double rainbow
• Germany and Russia to merge together and take over America
• And thats pretty much it!
• Dr. Spencer Reid

  And now we'll mosy on over to see what Ducky has to say! Oh god, did I really just say 'mosy on over'? What has happened to me? *grumble grumble grumble*

 Oy, I probably won't even get anything I expect because my parents want to suprise me this year(cries)

•  A Christmas Claymation feature with me as the star
• A banana
• A banana suit
• The power to become BANANAMAN!!!!!!
• N00b spray
• A talking toaster that goes on adventures
• An ugly cat named Mustafa
• My fetus cousin back.
• A brain baby ( you know, like Athena)
• Robots with only one function, which it to pants innocent bystanders!
• A spoiled orphan
• The manta ray that stabbed the crocodile hunter

Well, that's it. And here comes the countdown!

EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

December 15. 2010

Today starts the 10 day countdown until Christmas! I don't care if you don't celebrate Christmas, YOU ARE GOING TO COUNT DOWN TO CHRISTMAS WITH US GOSH DARN IT. We shall count down from 10 starting...now!

10

...Well that was eventful. So...let's talk about elevators. Elevators are very interesting. You may awkwardly stand in the with a stranger and tap your feet to music, or maybe the old lady in there with you is actually the devil.

 
  Kitty, you just gave out the ending to the new movie Devil.

December16. 2010

Today's topic: If you were in a zombie movie, how long would you last, and what type of person would you be? Ducky says I would be the kick-butt chick that likes eviscerating and slaughtering zombies with her bare hands, but that I would end up dying a terrible zombie-related death not very far into the movie. I disagree. I think I would be that kick-butt chick who likes slaughtering and eviscerating zombies, but I would accidentally kill one of the members of our group and then forever be shunned by them, so I would then go slowly go insane from being ignored. I don't like being ignored.

DO YOU HEAR ME?

DO YOU?

DO YOU HEAR ME YOU SCUM?

PAY ATTENTION TO ME FEOUFBDWXYBFYVFWUIFGW.

Oh yes, I almost forgot, the countdown!

9

Whoo hoo!

Ducky: *Is severely scared of Kitty at the moment.*

December 17. 2010

I have found a site that will surely make your eyeballs grow claws, then claw and scratch their way through the back of your head to avoid ever seeing this, which cannot be unseen.

Kitty: Which is the part of the brain that allows you to visualize things? The cerebellum? The medula oblongata? I'd appreciate if one of you guys told me, so I can scoop that part out with a melon baller.

BEHOLD.

MUPPETS WITH PEOPLE EYES.

Kitty: So, I'll never be able to sleep again.

Ducky: If for some ungodly reason you would like to see more of...these...then go to  http://muppetswithpeopleeyes.tumblr.com/

Kitty: Oh yus, the count down!

8

Goodbye friends!

December 18. 2010

Today's nerdy thing for the day: "Do You Want to Date my Avatar?" It is basically the nerd anthem, the epitome of computer geek. It is the greatest song. Ever.

I HAVE BEEN SINGING THIS SONG ALLLL WEEK.

She has.

ITS AMA-ZA-ZING.

But seriously, this is an awesome song, written by Felicia Day (the redhead) and performed by The Guild. If you want to see more of The Guild and their videos, go to Youtube!

THE COUNTDOWN!

7

December 19. 2010

I know we've been on a video-sharing roll here, and I have an announcement. We will hereby forth be giving you the latest (and sometimes some pretty old) geek/g33k, and nerd/n3rd videos and viral videos of the interwebz. Atleast once a week we will be sharing our favorite geeky (or just plain awesome) videos and news. First up; the coolest thing I've seen in a while; Super Mario Grand Theft Auto trailer.

Warning: Some violence, profanity and adult situations

January 3rd, 2011

6 5 4 3 2 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wooo 

Epic fail, we missed the rest of the year, sorry about that folks, but now we're back!^^'

Well, I'm back in school (Kitty's lucky enough to be flying in from Texas right now), and I can't say that I was totally prepared to come back after winter break. I mean, I had a wonderful time, but something TERRIBLE happened and now i'm happy to be back doing something else than staying home!

For Christmas, I could say I got just about everything I wanted!

• I got some cool goth pants by Tripp
• Jeans
• an i-pod shuffle
• art supplies
• woooo!!!!!!!!!

January 4. 2011

  *ahem* Question of the day: Do you think it matters what you look like on the outside? Im not shallow at all. *cough cough* but I do think it matters, because i think you may accomplish more if you're dressed nice and not like a deranged hobo. Who would you be more willing to give a job to?

 Julia Roberts > Deranged hobo

So yes, it can matter what you look like on the outside.

Actually, I would rather hire the deranged hobo...

Yay!!! I love controlling your mind and making you change subjects!!!!!!!!!

Aagh!!!!! I hate you conscience! You suck!!!!

0_0 Ducky? What's going on.....?

Hey, what do you think about teenagers getting taxed?

Well....that was random.

Well i'll tell you what I think, I think it's a load of crap and we shouldn't have to pay taxes. Most of us DON'T EVEN HAVE JOBS YET!!!!

Kitty has a job.

Shut up conscience!!!!

January 5. 2011

 Sooo, for Christmahannukahkwanza I got awesome things! *cough* Unlike Ducky...*cough*

• Criminal Minds season 1
• Criminal Minds season 2
• Criminal Minds season 3
• Criminal Minds season 4
• A Criminal Minds NOVEL
• How To Train Your Dragon
• A kaboodle
• A heated eyelash curler
• Some socks that say I <3 Nerds
• A clipboard with Spencer Reid all over it
• A HUGE elephant plushie
• An Eclipse calendar
• An HD video camera
• A tripod
• New headphones
• Two Doctor Who comic books
• Wicked (the book)
• Tickets to go see the musical Wicked
• Whitest Kids U' Know season 1
• Doctor Who season 2 (new series)
• A Sonic Screwdriver (with light and sound effects!)
• A Dalek alarm clock (the yells "EXTERMINATE")
• A Doctor Who mug with the TARDIS that when you pour hot liquid in it, the TARDIS dissappears to the other side of the cup :)
• Animal Crossing: City Folk (for teh wii)
• Trauma Center: Second Opinion (for teh wii)
• A new purse
• A jacket with headphones
• A snazzy leather jacket
• Some snazzy new binders
• A snuggie
• Trivial Pursuit
• Rumble Fish (DVD)
• That Was Then, This is Now (DVD)
• Eclipse (DVD)
• Lots of pants
• Some neon socks
• Some new converse
• The Office Season 6
• The Office day-by-day calendar
• LOTS of new clothes
• The ama-za-zing pajama pants that are fluffy and zebra print

January 5. 2010

 If I could be a Disney character, I would be Tigger from Winnie The Pooh, because he's always happy and he loves to bounce everywear and spell his name, which I do quite often.

If I could be a Disney character, I'd be Eeyore, and be sad and depressed about everything. I mean, c'mon, they knock down my house EVERY DAY.

EVERY DAY.

EVERY DAY

EVERY DAY.